Do we need men?

I read an article in the star today entitled 'Do we need men?' by Tanya Gold that intrigued me. What would it be like if there were no men around??

wud there be war??
if u ask me, the only place war would likely break would be at the shoe section during the clearance sales. hell hath no fury like 2 women fighting for the last pair o stilettoes with a 50% price slash.

traffic??
wud probly be even crazier den it is now as, well no offense ladies, bt we really arent the best drivers around... traffic lights would be pink, baby blue n pastel yellow

travelling??
would be a breeze cept for the fact dat we would be reduced to carrying our own luggage.. n we can bring as many barang as we wish without men breathing down our necks n taking out every single thing we put in. also, we ALWAYS ask for directions so we dont get lost! (since many of us dont really kno how to get the GPS working...) but then agn d only ppl round to ask r women... so... ermm... moving onn!!

safety??
sure we wouldnt have strong macho men to look after us, bt then again, we also wont have them to terrify the life out of us! no raping, killing (ok save for the tiny tiny handful o psycho women out thr) robbery, snatch theft. the list goes on n on n on...

work??
we would devote the bulk of our days to shopping and pampering.. the workday would begin at 10 and we call it a day at 2 pm.. early enuff to make it for that facial appointment den shopping n dinner w the girls

but then.. who would surprise us w a super awsome present wen we least xpect it? or layan our (stupid) karenah n still love us for who we are? or take us out for fancy dinners? who would hold our hands wen we watch a horror movie?? or appreciate our cooking? who do we call wen we have car troubles?? and who do we fuss over??? theres no deying the fact that we need men in our lives.

well i do anyway.. sgt ok.. luff u yang..

on a totally unrelted note, we all (our row) turned up in purple at work today