Friday, September 24, 2010

Meat works- nott!!

Imagine how it feels to be dressed in sumtin that is cold,wet, sticky and reeks of death. now imagine youre standing on stage and that cold, sticky, stinky thing is the only thing clothing u from head to toe. literally.

lady gaga didnt have to imagine it, she lived it at the VMA's in her meat dress. yes. M-E-A-T dress.



i get the whole 'im-trying-to-be-cool-by-making-a-statement-n-having-ppl-talk-about-it-for-ages-to-come' but really, draping a dead cow over urself isnt gonna get u any positive comments now is it??

just looking at dis photo of her is giving me the goosebumps. so disgusting. just imagine having a dead animal touching parts of ur body uve never touched!! major ick-ness!!!


and after hours in those crazy harsh spotlights- those spotlights are hot i tell u! imagine how she smelled??? eeeuughhh i would NOT want to b seated nx to her no matter how huge a star she is!!


i think by the end of the day the only thing that'd b attracted to her are flies and maggots. this is by far her worst fashion move yet.


seriously gaga. other people make fashion statements too. u shoud try that, instead of commiting crime after crimes of fashion.

lookie here.


She's got eyes on her b**bs and a carnival goin on at her nether regions and is standing on top of giant fruits. and still looks cute as a button! see! u can make a statement without looking like a prop of the texas chain saw massacre.

and seriously, those carpaccio dont look like theyre doing a very good job of covering her either. ur butt's showing darling. nx time try some actual cloth material.

ur a big star, im sure marchesa, armani, galiano and de la rentawont mind designing sumtin equally jaw dropping- minus the steak tartare -for u



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