Guess what guess what guess whattt!??? JJ will be coming home wayy earlier then expected!!! apparently he's almost overstayed his business trip this time (which in AUS is a max of 90 days) so the company has no choice but to let him leave and cont working from the KL ofc. I mean seriously. U nvr thot of this before?!?? u HAD to lug him ALL THE WAY across the world!??- ok not really accross the world but sort of..- and left me here alone to die for 6 months!??
ok emotional drama's aside. Im glad he'll be coming home for good- i hope. No more surprises ok boss? i cannot wait to buka puasa with him! or as na would say it. cannot wait to buka Kuasa with him. I asked her yesterday. 'na puasa tak harini??' and she answered 'kuasa laa'- while chomping on a mouthfull of chips.
I read this joke recently that made me ponder about married life- after i laughed my head off that is..
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage."
His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?"
"Oh yes, very much," he said," but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiance will be put off by them."
"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible,and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up with her mom." Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful."
"Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."
"No, you don't understand,. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my fiance will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the kitchen and make breakfast. While the family is busy eating, move on to the bathroom and brush you teeth. The key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth."
"I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" the daughter asked.
"Not a word," her mother affirmed.
"Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.
The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, wakes his bride and without thinking, she asks, "What on earth are you doing?"
"Oh, my," he replies, "you've swallowed my sock!"
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